I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
"One day I’ll have to explain about my nightmares. Why they came. Why they won’t ever really go away."
Here’s your ticket. Stick to it, Harry, it is very important. Stick to it.
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker