french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.


best teen wolf lines per season based on this post



  • Tris: "Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing."
  • Four: "Well, I would only go if there was cake."

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level




theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman


"One day I’ll have to explain about my nightmares. Why they came. Why they won’t ever really go away."


harrypotterdailly:

Here’s your ticket. Stick to it, Harry, it is very important. Stick to it.



Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns


pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker